A Sawbuck of Finns

As the wedding of Cousin Aaron neared its end, Caleb turned to Ken and mused, “Geese have their ganders and crows have their murders. What would a group of Finns be called? A collection perhaps?” Ken thought for a moment and said, “No, I don’t think collection is the correct term. We must come up with one that really stands out.” Everyone sat back in their seats pondering the question, in only the way that Finns can ponder, until Cousin Mark declared, “A sawbuck!” “Yes, of course!” Replied Ken. And everyone agreed that a sawbuck was indeed the correct term.